David Stern just cockblocked the Lakers’ trade for Chris Paul. You know that Kobe and CP3 were sexting each other pictures of themselves smelling flowers and making smilie faces and shit, and then their agents call them and are like “Yo cancel the order on those power rings that look like you two kissin’ each other when you put them together cause OG Stern stuck his old white foot up that trade’s ass,” and then Rapey McGee and Mr. “I hate Mardi Gras cause I ain’t like seein’ no tits I just wanna get to know a girl and have a meaningful discussion about menstruation and shit” start crying on their matching purple, sorry, LAVENDER couches like 14 year old girls, and then their phones both vibrate and they stop crying and pick ‘em up and it’s a text from OG Stern being like “Suck upon MAH dick” and then right after that it vibrates again and it’s OG Stern again bein’ like “And don’t go all PMS and bitch about this to some reporter cause I will have one of yo asses shipped to Toronto and the other one shipped to Minnesota. It is fuckin COLD up there feel me???”
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