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Nate: Boy. you don’t know how to rhyme
step away from the lady, don’t even try
Coz if you’re harry potter
I’m draco malfoy and shes pansy parkinson
and the only parkinson you’ll ever get is the disease, son… See More

Me:  Pansy Parkinson was an ugly bitch, ill take the compliment
Harry Potter was the main dish, Draco was just the condiment
But yeah, I know youre scared of the disease, heres a condom-rent
feel free to keep it, they call it heaven sent
its elastic, means your shape is bent.

HAHAHAH your born with the talent

oh burn

we moving this battle to tumblr? reposted from barbaras wall

Hey, that’s not nice
think you just called your girl a bitch
don’t matter i’ll steal her just like im Will Smith in Hitch

damn just one verse you’re already losing her
that’s wny she treats you like dirt
she’ll end up being bffs with me
and we’ll marathon seaons of glee

my rhymes eat you alligator
later, alligator. the rhyme is elementary
just had to put it on your level
don’t cuss, you’ll end up with the devil

  1. larrysturtle reblogged this from juliaaaaaaa and added:
    if you’re obama, then im osama. can’t find me, remind me why im a threat rhymes be like missiles, straight to the head....
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  3. juliaaaaaaa reblogged this from larrysturtle and added:
    i know my dresses are epic but if you think your rhymes are better, boy your just pathetic if i wanted to learn how to...
  4. artfulninja reblogged this from juliaaaaaaa and added:
    oh burn